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punkyoulittleshit:

TF2 in one sentance

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doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

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so apparently i got followed by a promo?

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slothtier:

staff:

Share posts you love straight from your Dashboard!

Just enter your friend’s email address and you’re good to go.

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enecola:

Ok.

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stryduh:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

is this real or not because im laughing so hard i cant see through my tears

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fivetail:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

arntyoujust:

this concept always amazes me

are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog

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theprincewithascar:

I know what you really think of me. You think I’m a monster.

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carbonscales:

Humans are shape-shifters who sew their skins and often shed.


Yes that is me and all the fabulous clothes I have but am not wearing. Bad photo is bad.

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simplydalektable:

postulation:

mrfoob:

blinktube:

byle:

bappletree:

Hi, so you probably have just scrolled through pages and pages of girls with tans and cute shoes. But I bet you won’t reblog this picture of my sim, Rae, who has been trapped in a bathroom stall for 12 hours because this girl won’t move. She hasn’t eaten & is socially deprived to the point where she has been having tantrums. I admire her strength & bravery <3 Rebagel if u have a heart.

This won’t ruin your blog.

im laughing so hard omg

iT SAYS REBAGEL HOLD UP REBAGEL

REBAGEL

NOT because i have a heart

Always rebagel

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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themoosecatcher:

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

“AND BING COULDN’T SEARCH FOR SHIT”

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